I turn chaos into clarity, then clarity into something real.
Founders and executives come to me when they're stuck — on a product, a strategy, a story, a wall of information that won't cohere. I help them think, then I help them build. It usually goes faster than they expect.
What do you want to build?The Story
I have the kind of career that doesn't fit on a LinkedIn profile.
I've built products for Fortune 500s, bootstrapped a wellness brand to $12M, helped brand and launch a tabletop startup that later achieved a billion dollar valuation, raised money for a company that later went public via SPAC. I've produced experiences at Burning Man, WisdomeLA, and the Palace of Fine Arts. I won a car at a hackathon. I moonlight as a DJ.
The thread through all of it: I keep ending up in rooms where something ambitious is stuck, and I tend to be useful there. I synthesize, clarify, and build — usually faster than expected.
I also built a place in Montana where people come to finish things. Ask me about it.
Things I've Made for Myself
That Others Might Find Useful
TextFigaro
Your favorite assistant, one text away.
Body Love Journal
A guided journaling experience for reconnecting with your body.
Tab Race
Your tabs ranked by recency. Lock important tabs to auto-reopen. Nuke the rest. Chrome extension.
E-Ching
Interactive I Ching consultation with coin-casting animations, all 64 hexagrams, and changing line interpretations.
UseReviews
Turn customer reviews into ready-to-use ad copy, emails, SMS, and more — written in your customers' actual words.
FixThePrompt
Real-time feedback on your AI prompts. Like Grammarly for ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini. Chrome extension.
OlogiesOlogy
An interactive data exploration of the award-winning podcast Ologies by Alie Ward.
Chromaflow
A psychedelic animation creator with seven dimensions of control. Color cycling, mirror symmetry, fractal zoom, particle fields.
Resonance
Solfeggio frequencies and binaural beats to align chakras and synchronize breath.
Hypnotic
Gallery and generator of optical illusions. Fraser spirals, peripheral drift, moiré waves.
Orbital
A three-body gravity simulator. Push and pull masses through space, watch complex orbital dances unfold.
Laser Studio
Design and render laser light shows. Beams, reflections, interference patterns.
What do you want to build?
Describe the project, problem, or idea. The more detail, the better.
I'll probably just build it and send you a link.
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